Monday, 28 July 2014

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Jokes

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
  • Telegram
  • Telephone
  • Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.

Jokes

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

Jokes

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Thaught about u....


Death Body


Just waiting For u....


Thaught About U


Sarukh khan Movie


Feeling Sad

Sometimes I wish I had never met you,
So when I lay in bed at night I wouldn't
have anything to be sad about.

Thursday, 10 July 2014

I Lost Someone



You never Know What You have Is Gone,Never Take Anyone For Granted Cause You Never Know When You Might Just Lose Them!





Wonders Why People Who Like To Grue Don’t Grue With  A Lawyer And Wonders Why The People Who Like To Fight Just Don’t Get A Punching Bag. There’s No Mess.


You never Know What You have Is Gone,Never Take Anyone For Granted Cause You Never Know When You Might Just Lose Them!


Heart Touching




Forget About Me,Erase Me,Don’t Even,Think Back,Because One Day When You,Let Your Mind Slips,You’ll Remember Me,And Realize That You Should Have Held On..


I Am Not Somebody Who Will Go Of My Way To Hurts Somebody When I Love Them,I Am Somebody Who Will Go Out Of My Way To Get Hurt For The People I Love….