Monday, 28 July 2014
Wednesday, 23 July 2014
Jokes
What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
- Telegram
- Telephone
- Tell a woman
Jokes
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Jokes
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Feeling Sad
Sometimes I wish I had never met you,
So when I lay in bed at night I wouldn't
have anything to be sad about.
So when I lay in bed at night I wouldn't
have anything to be sad about.
Monday, 21 July 2014
Saturday, 19 July 2014
Sunday, 13 July 2014
Thursday, 10 July 2014
I Lost Someone
You never
Know What You have Is Gone,Never Take Anyone For Granted Cause You Never Know
When You Might Just Lose Them!
Heart Touching
Forget About
Me,Erase Me,Don’t Even,Think Back,Because One Day When You,Let Your Mind
Slips,You’ll Remember Me,And Realize That You Should Have Held On..
I Am Not
Somebody Who Will Go Of My Way To Hurts Somebody When I Love Them,I Am Somebody
Who Will Go Out Of My Way To Get Hurt For The People I Love….
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